By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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glowbaby 15

Set your relationship status to single.

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mohamed_H 21

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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LatvianPride 16

Wouldn't say dump her just yet, but she sounds a bit immature. I'd say talk to her.

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cathrope 10

Reminds of the song from knife party "Internet friends."

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rocker_chick23 27

Dude, she is psycho. I suggest you break up with her before it gets worse

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chronosphere 18

Go psycho on her and wack her with a bat

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jroxs13 4

Just like every status she has, from now on and past ones. Seriously though, I don't know why you're all calling her crazy. We don't know the content of the statuses, and maybe the OP should just like things to entertain her?

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rocker_chick23 27

Only a crazy person would threaten to break up with the OP for something as stupid as not liking her statuses enough.

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Setareh23 34

Well, as you said we don't have all the information. For all we know, he might be commenting on all his ex's posts, talking to her, liking what she says, and then ignoring his actual gf. Her getting so angry in that case would seem petty/jealous, but not so much that I would call her "crazy." So we don't know. But I still think threatening to break up is going overboard. If he's liking them because she's threatening, isn't it completely insincere anyways? Her logic seems a bit flawed. Also, why should OP feel obligated to like her comments? She's his gf, he shouldn't feel forced to do stuff just to humor her. If him not "liking" her statuses makes her think that he doesn't like her or care about what she says, then she has some self-esteem issues to deal with.

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