By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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glowbaby 15

Set your relationship status to single.

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mohamed_H 21

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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poisongirl708 11

I smell an attention *****. What is she? A 15 year old ?

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ehollow5000 6

Lol, well maybe because if you liked all of her stuff you'd be considered a stalker. Idk

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Lol. a few solutions, Post a bunch of rediculous shit on your page that you know she wouldn't hit like on then complain about the same thing lol. Explain that you are not a like *****, and if she wants you to like her shit she should put a little more effort into her posts, to make them funny or worthy of a like. Or simply tell her your too cool for that shit and that she shouldn't be so superficial.

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RadKayRae 8

Facebook is stupid anyways. Tell her to get rid of it if she is bothered by you not "liking" her post enough. Why do you need a Facebook if it just causes issues?

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sk8ter23 5

post on her wall that you're breaking up with her then like that status :)

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darbmutat 12

"Cray-cray, gotta go bye bye before you get stab-stabbed." -Barney Stinson

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iGiveNoDamn 14

Good riddance...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Boys and girls, today's word of the day is conceited. Seriously, my fiancé never likes or comments on anything I post on Facebook, and I don't care. If she's so insecure/conceited that you have to like everything she posts on Facebook, you're dating a fourteen-year-old girl who needs to grow up. I say let her dump you, or better yet, beat her to the punch and dump her.

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