By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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glowbaby 15

Set your relationship status to single.

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mohamed_H 21

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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Door_Productions 19

Threaten to break up with her because she doesn't act like a normal person enough

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angiee_baybee 15

Get out of that relationship NOW.

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mrcook9 5

Facebook sucks anyways. The only times I go on it is to message someone I couldn't contact otherwise.

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TheWholeTruth 0

She's crazy. I'll distract her while you run. Why aren't you running?

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Cwhite118 6

Stupid bitch, I'd dumb her

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mathsgeek69 8

you don't deserve her! you are an asshole boyfriend who probably got bullied at high school and doesn't know what its like to be cool..

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