By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
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Jimboom 11

Dumbass. Should have had a wank beforehand. Or learn to slow down when you think your about to pop. Pull out, kiss her a little, maybe try some different positions. But if this performance is anything to go by then it's not your work that your girl is annoyed with. It's the lack of ******'s she is having from you.

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mich23 10

it might have been smarter to just be like, im going to turn my phone off so that i wont get any business calls, plus you plan could have backfired so much b/c she could have been like "go into work, i was just being selfish" and then you would have to leave

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llama 1

hahahahaha thanks for sharing that it made my day :D

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Jimboom 11

#7 For sure. The OP def needs to take his lady away for the weekend or on a holiday. Get away from it all and then see if he can last longer that 5 minutes.

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1NinjaPaper1 0

Geez, dude! If you're gonna be planning something that requires over ten minutes of sex, be sure, at least, that you can last that long!

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captainfailure 0

hahahahahaha LMAO its alright i have trouble lasting that long myself

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KwitIt 0

#10: I think SHE said he was too busy with work, and she was trying to prove it wrong. I'm not sure where you're getting that HE told HER he was too busy for her.

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King_of_Kings 3

#13 yeah. for sure. he needs better stamina

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King_of_Kings 3

how come i'm always #17 on the FML's i comment? how weird is that?

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