By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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Livinia 11

I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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tenniscrazy2 6

I honestly think that this FML has the biggest YLS/YDI ratio out of all of the FML's on this website.

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hahalaughing 0

aww!please dont tell her that.... i know if i was her i would be crushed!

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ramband2009 0

You're a dick-hole. I hope she dumps your sorry ass.

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Iellwen 12

Yeah, what an asshole! Him being nice about her being chatty, kissing her to distract her for a few seconde, that's just inhuman. He should just tell her to shut the **** up. That way, they'll get in a fight, she won't shut up and nobody will be happy.

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luvfurevr 5

if u dont like her nonstop chattin y u datin her?

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MellyLuck1484 7

a lot of girls think that being told to shut up with a kiss, or being stopped from hitting a guy with a strong hug while being told you're loved is extremely romantic. It's like one of those things where everything melts away in your love for this person. It doesn't matter why you do it. It can be a big turn on for some of us.

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classicnathan 8

That is messed up...but a good reason ;)

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K410 18

Man screw you jackass she's a sweet girl and you're just being selfish. Asses like you get all the girlfriends while actual nice guys get stuck with the crazy bitches -.-

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