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By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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By migsman - 15/09/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:49

I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 31 May 2011 11:48

the sex must be great

Comments

outdoors_fml 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:09

tell her she looks beautiful when her lips are shut!

sblhaine 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:13

hope she's quieter during sex

nadyy14 8

Friday 3 June 2011 12:33

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cav_medic 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:43

I got fired from a family owned business by text. my response was good I hate your mother is a total c()nt anyway.

Larynx 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 5:09

ydi for being a moron and staying with someone you have no respect for. Dump her so she can find someone else who doesn't find her tedious and you can go find another cumdumpster.

eisblume513 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:16

hey, you don't have to tell her, she still loves it, and you still get her to shut up. this coming from a girl. if it makes you both happy why mess it up?