By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 693
You deserved it 38 912

Same thing different taste

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I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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LOL, im not gonna lie, but that's pretty good. a really sweet way to shut someone up :)

well this is awkward. seriously, where the **** is #34 to back me up?????? god i dont even remember what the original thing i was arguing over is now. oh yeah, jokes about bjs...meh, all i said was that theyre immature. and they kind of ARE, i mean talking about dicks is a thing little boys are meant to grow out of...but whatever. bye...

JustinThunder 8

So don't bash someone else's sense of humour. Just because you don't appreciate their seemingly childish jokes doesn't mean you should chime in and complain. Grow up and learn to respect other people.

They would have very interesting stories to tell if that happened out of the blue ;)

spec2662 0

you rock I do the same thing with my gf.

But then the woman will get angry and take away his stuff.

this is one of the times FML needs a like button

that's the best win-win in male-female relationships, duh.