By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 693
You deserved it 38 912

Same thing different taste

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I wonder what she'd say if you gave her butt sex spontaneously out of the blue...

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shnipe 4

are you dating Jackie berkhart?

lots of people do that don't feel bad lol

who needs T.V when you have FML?? hold on just a sec while I make some popcorn

Fortitudine 3

Do it more often and you'll get more peace and quiet!

79, most of my friends are guys, i make a lot of guy jokes myself, but this isn't a guy joke, this is a joke from sex obsessed teenagers who wank every night to random **** they find on the internet. it's overused and predictable. and i'm sorry you don't understand us if we say we want guys to love us for our brain/personality. beauty doesn't stay forever, but atleast we'll still be having a great time with our boyfriends when we're old and not that fresh anymore. but hey, hanging around the mall in mini skirts with your boobs hanging out of your shirt is a lot of fun too! now excuse me, i'm going to have some fun with my boyfriend now, who happens to love the great ******** i give him. he also happens to be not so sexually frustrated that he has to make those childish ******** remarks all the time. if you're going to make a ******* remark, atleast make it funny, as we grown ups do.

thanks for that, 90. still, it's important to remember that not ALL people will share your viewpoint. I, for one fully agree with you, (I'm a guy) but other poeple on the Internet might find it humerous to mock whatever you say. oh, and 79? you're using the terms "somewhat mature" and "absolute pussy" interchangably. trust me when I say, they AREN'T.

Awww, that's a really sweet way of doing that!!! Some guys r asses and just say stfu!

fromthesuck 8

your sense of humor is... dare I say it?... unfortunate

wow guys it was just a joke, if you don't like it don't look at it no need to whine about it