By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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bobbycorwen 5

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating *****. :(

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kjcamaro3 5

No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

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Dcm210 19

get rid of her and save yourself some money. hope you find something better.

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little_monster21 0

screw that cheating *****. be glad its not your problem! :)

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kateinurarms 13

#15 i think him screwing her was the problem in the first place...

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Ins_Knie 2

It might still be his problem. It is not clear whether he's the father, only that she is a cheater. F the kid's life and possibly OP's for her poor choices.

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Fancyy 0

No child support; more good news than bad(: if she would get pregnant by another guy she deserves to be kicked to the curb, more good news!

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Jorcar 8

I can see a break up in her future.

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every1luvsboners 11

This can only means two things: 1) You're sterile and have a micro penis. 2) She's the Virgin Mary Am I correct? No way she would cheat on you. Who does that?

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Poser1337 5

You tried to be witty. It didn't work. Sad, as you're one of my favorite FML'ers.

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every1luvsboners 11

I never "try" to do anything. I'm past the point of giving a shit about trying to entertain you sniveling little ****-munches. I'm here for my pleasure. Blow me, madam.

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Amrel 10

Do you really look forward to his comments? No offense boner, but you shouldnt really care about a persons comment. Boner has the right idea, an idea more people need to accept, and that is to not give a ****!

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ThecomingofTan 9

I agree. You have the right idea.

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Llamacod 11

I'm with boners on this one, I'm here only to entertain myself and if I entertain you too then it's a win-win and if I make you upset the it's just a big ******* win for me

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ramboetan 0

laugh in her face and say to her that you wish it's a siamese twin.

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bingababe 16

You're 12, aren't you?

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the_glyda 0

Cool. Now you can break up with her and hope the asshole who knocked her up beats her.

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every1luvsboners 11

The_glyda, you're a ******* idiot. You want someone to beat a pregnant woman? Get back to your doublewide before Jethro notices you're gone.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Bad news, she cheated on you However Good news, it's over:) problem solved. Seriously just break the relationship so it doesn't get worse.

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Amrel 10

If hes the father he cant really break it up though

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intothecrypt 3

If she admitted she cheated like that then OP has grounds to do whatever the **** he wants

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DrMaverickRanger 4

And if he is the father his kid will think he is a cowardly dick in a few years time - way to think in black and white...

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Llamacod 11

If he is the father he doesn't have to be with the ***** and can still be in the kids life, watching think in black and white yourself

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Llamacod 11

* way to think * not watching

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bingababe 16

A cowardly dick would stay in a relationship with someone who cheats on them. Way to show your kid self respect.

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