By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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yeshiva 0

lmao! I would not have a problem with that... if I were a guy.

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DarknessToLight 5

well when you are in the mood and it's shows, and she asks just say "Girl, I think I'm evolving" ;)

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Quagmire_ladies 9

call her ****** pikachu and see if she can squeal as high as pikachu when releasin that lighting!!

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mehwhocares 9

Why name it Squirtle if it could be Metapod? Think about it- when you get hard, "Metapod used Harden!", and when you ******, "Metapod used stringshot!". Pokémon is for kids. lol

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laurentaylorbby 0

Dude, your girlfriend named your penis after a Pokémon. How is that an FML?

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BumbleRoo 0

That's not even bad!? That's actually a pretty good name too, I give her props haha

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bms1996 12

lol my friend named her boyfriends Oscar :)

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