By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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krash92 5

Better than rodulfo

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Elfkid21 19

no no. no. no!! squitle is a pokémon- Pokemon is awesome *- that is a GOOD Pet name for your Johnson! lol

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ty4nier 16

I'd rather not sorry mate that is an awesome name though

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georgieboy711 6

Yes but you can squirtel all over her jiggly puffs

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Epickitty58 29

Hahaha YDI for being able to really pick the keepers out of a crowd. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME! Hopefully after you level up and have a few more battles, you'll be blastoise or onyx. And YES I KNOW that onyx is not a squirtle evolution, but squirtle is cute and tiny, onyx is hard and REALLY big.

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