By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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virtue_tm 0

Your comment : maybe "mini-sausage" would be a more fitting name?

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zimbry 0

hello squritle.:D haha. at least the name applies appropriately.

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Takatyun 0

Mine's called Weedle. But it evolves into kakuna and uses string shot. It also can become beedrill and use fury attack.

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kagexp 4

Hmm, Pikachu is not too shappy either... Because it sends lightning through ya... (...) Pokemons are awesome.

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Allhallowseve7 5

Don't feel so bad. My girlfriend did the same thing to me. Except that she didn't take five minutes, and I'm not sure she had other names either...

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idkandidc 0

Ohhh wow ahahha. How is this an FML??

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