By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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naddification 7

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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asherm 15

Maybe she should have hopped on and enjoyed the ride....Always make me more cheerful ;). Seriously though, wonder why she was crying? Is she a virgin and feeling guilty?

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j_cat187 19

Forcing a woman to give you a hand-job sounds like an evil thing to do.

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Snow_Daisy 7

Start screaming, "Rape!" at the top of your lungs. That'll make her think twice next time. -you're welcome.

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CadyAsInKatie 8

I just want to know why she started crying!!

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TheKingDon 2

Like you couldn't stop a crying girl from jerking you off? You worthless piece of shit.

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downtime 12

...I bet you say that to girls after you're finished with them. Some people choose not to get physical with their partner, maybe you like to throw yours around like a piece of meat but others like to use words.

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ilovepandaz 2

Shes sending you on a guilt trip that way you wont ask for a handjob again ;)

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xSorry_fml 10

What? Ummmm... what? This does not compute.

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screamo_neve 12

This made me think of a song by Skillet. "I- I feel like a MONSTER!" Yeah, I'm doped up...

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ladyLALAA 28

Or gaga, that boy is a monster, mamamamonster!

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