By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 17:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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naddification 7

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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naddification 7

You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.

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monkeysareyummy 0

Team Edward!!!!!!!! :D:D Hahaha just kidding! **** Edward.

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minisquid 9

Twilight Fans, inbound! Everyone hunker down, they're looking awful pissed!

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aaliyah99 0

126- Edward IS ugly.:) Team Jacob!!!!!

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monkeysareyummy 0

TheThirdWilliam, nahh I really wouldn't.. I don't like it when they sparkle.. Is it just me.. Or does Bella look like a man?

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someguy314159265 15

202- What kind of pudding? Sorry, I just had to do it. I'll go hang myself now.

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thebeautybleeds 17

I just- what? Well, maybe she thought she was bad at it and didn't stop hoping she could do something you like?

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CoachBangWhore 5

You should have asked for a ********. That makes everyone feel better

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

That sounds a bit selfish.

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DFlit1 0

No sounds about right to me any guys out there conquer?

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tylersign 11

I don't conquer OR concur.

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MrLookAtThere 10

Don't listen to all these people trying to comfort you, you are probably the most horrible person to have ever walked this earth. Shame on you! You deserve nothing more than being slapped in the face with a donkey **** for the rest of eternity..

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CoachBangWhore 5

What if there is no donkey **** available? Can he be slapped with horse **** instead?

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MrLookAtThere 10

Are you mad? a horse penis is never an appropriate replacement for a donkey's beautiful penis. be ashamed, be very ashamed, for you have made a grave mistake in judgement today.

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lololpics 0

Get a life you troll. Maybe you could start by sucking a "beautiful donkey penis".

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babydiamond_fml 9

Why would u dat something like dat?to somebody u don't know

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madskittlesftw 5

Learn "dat" proper grammar.

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bballforward33 10

Ur a f*ck guy. I bet u have no friends. Ur not funny at all. And i didnt drop the f bomb bc then No body could see it

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ClassyCommando 13

In the future you might want to make your comments suck less, 88.

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SenorAmore 1

Handjobs are always better when your girlfriend is crying!

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uprising_fml 0

wow. well aren't you a sick bastard. now I have seen all types of asshole in the world. if I saw you on the street, I would punch you in the nuts.

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sassypants93 17

There is such a thing as sarcasm...

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toalysium 15

Silly kids, don't remember the song, "A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying." Google it, it's hilarious.

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applznoatz 1

Did you have to bully or nag her to get a hand job? If you made her feel bad to get her to do it then you should feel bad.

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