By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
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Thale_fml 8

... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?

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Parazad 16

At least your grandmother has a sense of humor.

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sleepyN 0

op: ur grandma is tired of you always clogging the drain

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dolphincheddar 10

and your profile is wonderfully descriptive! :)

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theaws0m3guy 4

Choptoxicity- You hate Family Guy?...well...this is awkward.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

116- thanks! 117- I know right! that's why I'm called shit head... :)

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bsthunter 0

the only reason to take a shower when your girls over is to shower with her

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Jesus_Christ69 0

I liked family guys old episodes but choptoxity come on, how can you not like two n a half men? yes I understand the jersey shore though. it has no plot other than going to the beach during the day, go to a party during the night and when the get back they either bang the girl they're with or fight with eachother.

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PrimeStarscream 30

Your gf should find that hot.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

perhaps this was meant to be replied to your comment?

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sarasweetie 0

why would you even take a shower when your girlfriend was at your house in the first place?! and for the first time too? doesn't make sense. i'd leave if i was her.

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