By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 015
You deserved it 8 977

Same thing different taste

Top comments

... why would you take a shower when your girlfriend had finally come to your house to visit, anyway?

Parazad 16

At least your grandmother has a sense of humor.

Comments

you're grandma is awesome!! unless you clean the shower and snake the pipes as needed, jack off somewhere else. And don't keep a girlfriend waiting alone with your family members she don't know.. awkward :/

you dont happen to be howard wolowitz, do u?

christen09 8

your grandma probably has a webcam in the shower

gigi03 5

You should of been no grandma im going to have sex this time.

He's either way too loud and enthusiatic with his activities or grandma has been selling voyeur cam videos.....

Madiluvsyuh98 2

121- any band that screams in their songs are emo. and that dog cost more then you will EVER afford in your liiiiffe.

you live with your grandparents? that must suck for you.

Or... maybe, as with most families, the grandparents were visiting? Just a thought.

Madiluvsyuh98 2