Love: Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was...

By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Whispers

By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really ****** up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

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bigcrazymike 6

Sunday 15 March 2009 6:56

I would have pocketed the condoms, and not said a thing until she got back....to find all her stuff in the garage. I hope you dumped that *****.

kimora_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:34

i actually agree with #11. she could of brought them for a friend. when im packing to go away with friends iv often taken things with that i didnt need but the probability of one of my friends needing it is high. but maybe i just over pack :P

elegantlywasted1 3

Friday 26 February 2010 19:55

yeah but packing an extra hairbrush or some bandaids is a bit different from condoms :-p

scoobydoo123 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:35

dude, don't worry about it, i went on a trip with my best friend who was single and didn't have condoms so i packed some for her cause i have a boyfriend for 2 years now, you never know what your crazy best friends could get themselves into!!! don't worry about it. hopefully everyhthings well in the end :p

jayhova 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:42

okay i just dont get how you motherfuckers end up with such trashy-ass women. chris brown that hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawain_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:53

If you believe she packed those condoms for a friend, then you are definitely functionally retarded and deserve to be cheated on. Dump the *****!

Vagabones 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:04

Poke some random *****. Hell, it'll be a venture at the very least...

McLaughlane 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 8:06

Before you instantly dump her, confront her about it.

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:31

Pfft. 'Packed them for a friend'. Yeah, because they'd take up soooo much space. First, ask her about them when she gets back. Then, disbelieve her response, for it is certain to be a lie. Finally, dump her ass.

greendukky 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:43

to everyone who's responded with "it's probably for her friends" although it IS a plausible reason, it doesn't explain why THEY can't bring it themselves. not to jump to conclusions, but just that alone would make my thoughts lean towards the negative outcome of this people wanna talk about trust, how would you feel in his shoes? need communication. talk to her. i wanna know what becomes of this. but like i always tell people, Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Tyler_9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:36

Yeah, a definite FML. Like #52 said, she could be carrying them for a friend but that's being overly optimistic in a fairly obvious situation. Hope you didn't poke holes in them. That would lead to lots of things, including an unnecessary abortion or an unwanted and unloved child. So avoid the immature route. I'm guessing by the fact that you're posting this that you did nothing about it. Best thing is to talk about it and dump her. Calmly, of course. No better way to make someone feel guilty than being the mature one. Cheating certainly isn't a mature thing. Don't have any hopes of her confessing and feeling sorry and things getting better. Cut her out of your life. The whole 'once a cheater, always a cheater' thing is true. Not saying someone would cheat on every single partner they had, but it's going to happen.