By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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XDBrittany1228 0

poor girl...lol

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SL33PY24 0

You just didn't do it rite that's why shes crying.

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XxAlex777xX 0

just read her the buble

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Flutist 3

I might have to wait, I'll never give up I guess it's half timing, and the other half's luck Wherever you are, whenever it's right You'll come out of nowhere and into my life. --Michael Buble Or did you mean Bible?

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galacticusmaximu 0

god ruins everything

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Zaffro 8

Buy her a copy of Richard Dawkins the god delusion. Then boot her back doors in for good measure!

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

And is everybody else who doesn't wait until marriage on the devils side, too? Hell must be huge then.

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1D10T5 0

tell her she is no longer pure and break up with her! wow...that's just too cruel!

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InSovietRussia90 1

I think you should reconsider your relationship with her. Couples should have compatible views on things like this. The two of you are clearly not on the same page.

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