By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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ewputthataway 0

I think you got a little to in to that o-o

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The_Weirdo 10

Why do you say that 41? Sounds like an average Sunday morning at my house.

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cmoore366 0

That's by far the best idea I've seen on here

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

I couldn't help but laugh xD sorry. It's cruel, I know. But that would be interesting to see

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omgthatsosuppera 4

:') that was beautiful! I'm now taking a moment of silence to appreciate people like you for making the world more interesting

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Sinamoi 18

Darth Vader impersonations?

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blondebrunette11 4

No, maybe OP is DartgVader

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Llamacod 11

C'mon, even dartgvader may be able to pull off a decent darth vader impersonation

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Isn't it obvious? Op is dartgvader (Vaders cousin from tatooine), the idiot who put the exhaust port on the Death Star at the end of a long trench.

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blondebrunette11 4

Guys.... I meant DarthVader. Smh.

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rarrar321 3

So I'm confused....are you blonde? Or are you brunette?....or are you 11?

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ImmenseCabbage 0

I hope you've learned your lesson. You should know better than that.

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llouise_fml 2

had to make an account just so I could fav this hahahah

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I would clap for you… but I have no hands.

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DynamicDave 11

I would love to hear that story in person, but I have no ears.

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MontesC 0

I would like to tell that story to someone, but i have no mouth.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

I'd like to see this story.. Oh, wait, no I wouldn't. This story sucks. :D

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flockz 19

suffocate her.... with love.

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kkillaj 5

I was thinking more like suffocate her with his dick

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perdix 29

I know these clingy girls might want to suffocate you, but I didn't think they meant it literally. If your girlfriend seems to be hoarding dry-cleaning plastic, RUN!!!

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evilplatypus 38

Are you a mouth breather? I can see how that would get annoying.

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ThatGuyRory 9

Yeah, because we all get pissed people who breath through their mouth...

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cmars3 7

66- it is possible to breathe through your nose. When people breathe through their mouths it's loud and annoying, and unless you have a stuffed up nose or you're 4 years old you shouldn't know better

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hateevryone 14

unless you have asthma, she need to shut up.

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The_Weirdo 10

So you are saying people with Asthma shouldn't breath? That's pretty cold.

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aFreedom127 9

Was your mouth buried between her thighs at the time?

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ikickgingers 15

You make me seem normal..,

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