By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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perdix 29

I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really ****** up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

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tweetbaby14 18

wow that sucks you should get to name your new aunt

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gigi2009 0

aunt?! you're getting a new grandma! =(

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LOLOMGWTFBBQ 0

No... it would NOT be another grandparent. Grandparents are the parents of your parents. If one of your grandparents has a child different from your parents, they are considered your aunts or uncles (and to your parents, their siblings). If it were another grandparent, the great-grandparent(s) would have to still be alive to copulate. Anyways, OP, FYL. Nothing much to say, this is just strange.

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lendahandmanda 0

Gigi might have been talking about the teen mother of her soon to be aunt, if her grandfather were to marry her once she came of age and he got out of jail then OP would have a new step grandmother... who is her age/ younger than her... which is gross and definatley an FML. OP, that sucks big balls. I feel for you, but I must say I feel for your grandmother more.

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bribubbles 10

It wouldn't be that the great grandparents would have another child then it would be another grandparent that's completely incorrect it would be that if the did have another baby then it would be the great grand aunt or uncle.

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Vehicle 1

I am sooo sorry! But at least you didn't find out about the aunt many years from now because she added you on Facebook.

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rares 0

that's just sick. sorry:|

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Miso_Soupu 0

Wow. Some of the people posting here are incapable of completing simple addition and subtraction problems. Please don't reproduce.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Better a high school girl than a high school boy. Otherwise, your grandfather would have two issues to deal with.

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go_rangers 0

you're right... it takes a LOT of sex to impregnate a high school boy. I think it would be BETTER if it were a boy... then he would only have the statuatory rape charge. And now there will be a child born with the father in jail. I don't see why you're suggesting homosexuality is a bigger issue than a child born into this situation.

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wolfpackchick10 0

I would just like to point out that several people keep talking about the OP's new grandmother. It was NEVER said that the grandfather was marrying the high school student. Just that she was pregnant. There is no new grandmother unless they get married. Otherwise, she's just some girl having the grandfather's baby.

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_sourpatchkid 0

above and beyond sleeping with a minor (gross) how was he stupid enough to get her pregnant? were they not using protection? did it fail (tremendously)?

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