By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

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FrostyNorth 0

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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seulhq34ogh0 0

give her a vibrator, she should figure out how to give herself and ****** before you do

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ridiculous_gnome 0

why oh why she decided that THAT was the moment to tell you... and your buddies...

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reren 0

First off, I'd like to say, zidane312 or answer number 6, pounding it really hard? I'm hoping that you have more than one setting because there is a lot more to the wonderful world of sex than pounding on your lover. Secondly, skeletor, it sounds like you are focusing on the negative. Communication is a necessity in a good relationship. Use this as an opportunity to talk with your girlfriend. A lot of women have trouble achieving ******, by themselves and during sex. Take the time to figure out what is good for her and work on it. Yes, going down on a girl can be great but it is much more subtle than that and this is really the tip of the ice burg so to speak. Conclusion, take time, communicate, and don't take this as a personal attack because it is not necessarily one.

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tifferneelee 0

it's ok to have a small penis. or erectile dysfunction. or just be really lame in bed

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Isa_fml 20

I rarely ****** during sex. I have a hard time bringing myself to ******. It's okay, doesn't mean I'm not having an AWESOME time. Not a big deal, don't worry.

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milifeaintfucked 0

Lets look at it this way. You now know you have to pleasure your gf, what might have been a better idea is if you had played this game before a relationship... then you know EVERYTHING you have to do better/ do period. Its good advice, that and use all of her turn on's.. but most girls have never had an orgasim... and then ones that do sometimes fake it... soo.. i think honesty works better

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Cantexplain1234 0

Its not your fault, she never asked you to help her get there.

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Eryx_fml 3

Sorry but learn what sarcasm is and then you can complain about shit like this. Ya?

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