By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Same thing different taste

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sugarandspice33 0

Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.

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Um u need work done down there probably is what shes trying to say. But she do a very good job explaining it

Don't let guys start plowing the rainforest or it'll just get worse.

Your pH is probably isn't balanced, which can cause infections.

stefx0xwallace 6
josiemorehouse 12

Sorry, OP but I'm loving these responses!! LOL. For the unfriendly/unbalanced 'ecosystem', add a 4 oz serving of yogurt to your diet daily, or take an acidophilus supplement. It'll balance out the environment.

kaykay20 0

The yogurt needs to be the sugarless with live cultures to work effectively. Plain Greek yogurt is a great choice.

"Hi, Bob Vila here for This Old ******. Today we're going to reconstruct this old ****** from the inside out. We'll begin with a good cleaning, then we'll tear out the uterine walls, replace the fallopian tubes and install a brand new cervix. Then we're going to move outside, trimming the bushes and giving it some real curb appeal, so stay tuned...." I'd watch that show, sponsored by Massengill and Pepperridge Farms!