By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 602
You deserved it 5 192

Same thing different taste

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sugarandspice33 0

Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.

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Just wash your private parts daily, and only use water that isn't cold or hot. No soap. And it is preferable to don't use any of all those special chemic vajayaysoap.

kaykay20 0

Well unscented soap is a better alternative to scented soap just make sure to wash all the soap away and dry throughly but even with that a person could still be prone.

Actually, she was correct with "no soap". Vaginas don't actually need to be washed, they're self-cleansing. But if you must wash it, use cetaphil, cuz it is soap-free.

kaykay20 0

I mean on the outside such as the lips and the area around the ******** and pelvic area which gets quite dirty throughout the day and doesn't clean itself. Didn't mean actually putting soap into the vaginal opening.

jaredofmo 22

Ask him for the English translation.

Send Al Gore in there to make a frighten video of what will happen to your "Ecosystem" in the future *insert inconvenient truth pun here*

x_xSublime 0

Vaginal reconstruction? Sounds.... painful....

perdix 29

You just need a series of injections of probiotics. Let me give you my number...

Line up ladies! Perdix is not a Gynecologist but he will still take a look. (:

perdix 29

Dr. perdix . . . at your cervix.

RedPillSucks 31

:) priceless! He's not a real doctor, but he stained the sheets at a Holiday Inn once.

Lol that is funny, wander what you've been doing down there

bwidet 6

that's not creepy at aaalllll o_o