Health: Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache...

By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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jazziness 12

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:12

that's something I would do

AusLittleRock 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:09

hahaha from Australia

Comments

Crlnprz 11

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:50

thats a fail

ceddyz17 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:56

headache+bed+wall= bigger headache b way to go haha =)

batgirl_babygirl 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:02

idk about you but when I have a "killer" headache I seem to move kinda slow and wouldn't "plop" down in bed because that just jars your head around..and you would have hit your head if you were moving as if you really had a "killer" headache...so I'm gonna have to say YDI

batgirl_babygirl 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:05

*would not have*

PassTheDutch 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:37

agreed. good logic.

Suavis 4

Monday 11 April 2011 6:59

exactly what I was thinking

BrokenWingAngel 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:23

Don't you just hate when that happens? Meaning when you have a headache, and you don't want to make it worse, you end up hitting it or hearing something loud? I'm sorry that happened sweetie. Well better luck next time.

scootersown 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:21

ha that made my day. FYL

nutbutter1 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:47

hmm which head?

Cupcaken 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:11

happens to me constantly. Don't see me crying to the FML community.

wyzrd71 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 20:19

I have been dealing with a debilitating headache all morning and got home from church and hit my head on the metal bed post and now I have a knot on my noggin lol. hope you feel better.