Health: Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache...

By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 2 269

By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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You deserved it 63 341

By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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You deserved it 15 637

By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 6 930

Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 112

By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 685

You deserved it 10 038

Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 200

Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 106

You deserved it 2 043

jazziness 12

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:12

that's something I would do

AusLittleRock 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:09

hahaha from Australia

Comments

jewels1877 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:55

That's what you call headbanging.

MyNameIsBruce 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:31

^Win

AnthonyField 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:23

Haha damn right

urmadbro9 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:18

Nice!

iLove2LoveU 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:07

Hahahaha

djcoco5 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:08

yepppp this happens to the best of us. ._.

lienglieng 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:08

i did the exact same thing

mismonroe 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:10

Have an ******.

rawr9able 4

Monday 11 April 2011 0:30

^ helps with body pains usually.

Pilotchick 8

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:17

I have done this so many times /:

TinyDude 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:25

scream like a wussie. that always works.

msfp17 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:28

headbanging... lol pp

rewshrew 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:38

well that sucks.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:48

Pull out your wank and bash it on the wall a few times. It doesn't really help with your headache problem, but at least while you are in pain you can think of just how big your junk is, man. Have a bashing good day, OP.