By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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TheRealBruce 12

well y'all better put them in a safe

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macdaddymady 8

man that's some scary shit, it's time to move

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MrSexyPants 14

The last line reminded me so much of EpicMealTime. Hehe, what nerve to write you a note after that. But try to lose your soul before they take it. Turn on the Disney Channel.

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xXRiah_GirlXx 9

if some very suspicious men in long, hooded cloaks ring your doorbell, don't answer it.

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pink_raindrops 26

I don't think I'd answer the door for them even if I didn't get the note lol.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Right?! Like, "Why hello creepy ominous shadowy men with out of vastly place tools in their hands, won't you join me for tea?"

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Illyssa_fml 4

Hahahahahaha!! WIN!

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Symmetry88 0

my thoughts exactly.

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Senior29 8

r dey dementors or wat? dat way atleast u'll still be alive ;)

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DocBastard 38

I have to assume there something wrong with the "h" on your keyboard. Why the hell else would you use "dey" instead of "they" and "wat" instead of "what" and "dat" instead of "that"? I refuse to believe it's sheer laziness or utter stupidity.

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pink_raindrops 26

I bet it was because they feel cool talking like a retard.

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Senior29 8

umm, last time i checked, "dey" is a letter shorter "they", and u still understood what i meant. y shud i bother typing the full words when txt type does the job?

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DocBastard 38

Um, last time I checked TXT jargon isn't allowed. Oh, did you forget to read those annoying site rules before you started commenting? Well, in case you can't find them, allow me to quote: "TXT language and out of context comments are forbidden." Is that not clear enough?

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DocBastard 38

Alan, I hope "magic shoes" actually means flamethrower. Read the rules, people. Please read the goddamned rules.

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Senior29 8

158 the rules r 4 posting an fml, not 4 the comments. and in case u didnt notice, "fml" is a short itself, 4 fuckmylife

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Sirin_fml 46

No, the rules are for the comments. Hence the "FMYLIFE'S COMMENTS POLICY" title, and being linked to under the comments box and located at http://www.fmylife.com/comments/rules And FML is an acronym, not text language. It stands for "**** My Life", not "*** mah lief".

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dreamering 16

Hey senior. You really must be the one who tries to lick his asshole while trying to comment at the same time. Trust me, it's not a good idea because it makes your eyes watching the Arctic and the Antarctic at the same time.

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Sirin_fml 46

Today, Alan was a pedantic Pendatik groupie. FML

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DocBastard 38

Well I pronounce FML as "fimmel" so I suppose that makes it an acronym after all. I'm glad we were able to put this issue to rest, Senior. If you have any more questions, please message me. In English, please.

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Senior29 8

dreamering so u've actually tried it? UGGHH!

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jaff23 11

sell your soul to the devil. that way they can't steal yours and the devil might throw in a new tv

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Osito2011 9

just hope there won't be a next time lol. let the cops see the note. maybe those idiots left finger prints on it.

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Blondilicous 0

what if they're gingers?

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chcardinals 0

thats hilarious

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