Miscellaneous: Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump....

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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albinorhino 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

well that shit musta been worth it huh...

Kervik 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:48

"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:31

So than ALL your crap got taken.

Albedo667 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:54

dam talk about helpless

FarSide 22

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:56

So would you had rather been downstairs?

lightcloud435 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:09

why wasn't your door locked?

99MDC 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:43

#9 Win

bass1989 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:48

in that case, you take too long to dump lol

Vonuc 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:52

Since you were probably home alone, you should of done your business with the door open. Then you could of just ran down there and beat the crap out of them.

minor_threat 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:02

FYL, dude.

dindinn 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:04

that is just shitty

lisaloise 3

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:10

Hmm next time, leave the door open :P The toilet door, I mean. Ha!

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