Miscellaneous: Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump....

By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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You deserved it 4 834

By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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albinorhino 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:07

well that shit musta been worth it huh...

Kervik 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:48

"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:22

looks like your shit out of luck

ChrisLF82 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:52

At least he wasn't a turd burglar...

sydd_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 19:56

He probably opened the door, took a look at you, and said SHIT! lmfao.

gopsavior 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:20

Good one.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:23

Two-story houses are the shit.

Airch 9

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:49

Guess the shit really hit the fan then.... FYL..

Waxy5 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 21:50

lol one: how didn't you hear that? Two: How long were you in there?

woahitsashlynn 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:24

Hahahahahahahah!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:32

LOL!!! epic fail

ruben7467 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:38

I take a crap with my iPhone and listen to music.... I understand

tropicthunder 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:59

Wow im taking a dump right now... Ill brb..

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Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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Today, a wheelchair-bound kid in my study hall dropped one of his textbooks on the ground and he couldn't reach it. When I noticed, I stopped what I was doing to go pick it up for him. The problem is, he sits right in front of the door, so I got yelled at for "trying to leave class without permission." FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Today, I was woken up from a dead sleep because a bug had fallen into my ear. I could hear it moving around in there, and it took me an hour with a blade of grass in my ear to get it to climb its way back out. FML

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Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML

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