Wow. First time I hear of something like that happening.

The joke is on the thieves. While they were stealing the worthless crap, you were sitting on pure gold! At least you protected the toilet from getting pinched. You DO have a pot to piss in.

What were you doing, ******** bricks? Or do you just have a loud exhaust fan? If neither, how the hell did you not hear your flat getting robbed? And if you did, why did you not just pull up your pants as quickly as you could and run out to twonk the buggers? At the very least, it's probably cheaper to replace a soiled pair of pants than whatever they could possibly nab.

That's what you get for eating meat. If you were a veg*n, you'd be done in less than four minutes, RAWWWRRR~

How long were you in there?

this has to be the only real fml in a really long time that is awsome but sucks for you but made my day

Well that's pretty crappy. But meh, shit happens. See what I did there? ;p

Sounds more like a burglary.

faker

As long as they didn't take the toilet paper, then this doesn't constitute a crappy situation. (doesn't hear atomic bombs falling; hears a random man coughing in the cubicle down the hall) Well, I was having a good day... Edit - (sees #22 and waves fist in anger)