By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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Shindig1 0

You mean your boyfriend and you got married. He needs help already. Hopefully you can cook.

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JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17

It would be my boyfriend and I got married, not my husband and I, you can't marry someone that you're already married to

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Pooks7 12

you're married now! no more secrets :)

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fantasyworld 37

Why do women think that life is going to be completely different once they are married?

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Lancemallow 5

My fiancé ***** when I'm in the shower and then joins me when he's done, I don't know what's so bad besides the smell.

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gatorgirl7563 22

I'm sorry to break this to you but marriage doesn't magically change a man (or woman). Whatever faults he had before, he'll still have and likely keep.

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