By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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kalobm 0

that's pretty much how marriage works!

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GiantEvilCookie 6

My parents are the same. I will never understand why they think that's okay...

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GiantEvilCookie 6

The worst part is that they never warn me about the door being wide open...

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GiantEvilCookie 6

My parents are the same (with each other). I will NEVER understand why they think that's okay...

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cinderz1102 0

My husband is exactly the same he always wants me to me in there with him too to give him company if he is going for a number 1 or 2.

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shannonjnae2706 0

Are you sure you didn't marry my ex-husband? He did the exact same thing. It drove me insane, considering it's one of the most disgusting things EVER. FYL, indeed.

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MellyLuck1484 7

.... my husband always closes the door... so I open it and talk to him while he's on the toilet. I try my best to make him uncomfortable and pretend that I'm going to sit on his lap while he finishes, and sing him potty training songs about pushing. I don't know why it matters so much to be separated during this time. You're married now. Someday when he's old you might have to change his diaper and wipe that ass yourself, get used to some of these things now.

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JoshB_24 10

it's so disgusting that couples do this. if i ever saw my wife do that i would be so grossed out

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