By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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babycakesxox 0

It was in the contract.. Don't forget to read the fine print.

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Trent_21 6

Wat else is the point if getting married. Haha jk fyl

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banana1997 0

congrats!! it's ok my bf does that too already

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Playful1985 9

Consider yourself lucky that nothing changed. My ex husband and I had a good relationship until he decided that being married meant he owned the decisions I made. I couldn't pay a f*cking water bill without us having a "discussion." Marriage isn't a fantasy, hope he is still who he was before.

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katems 5

should have waited till marriage to have sex then..

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bajagurl123 0

The wondres of getting married lol :P

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Cnamobi 0

Thats true love lol

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captinblackballs 0

I'm sorry that ******* sucks

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Alexzmoo 5

Slam the door on him and give him prune juice and news paper!

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sayHellotomyKitt 0

Well maybe instead of writing an FML, you could try to liven it up, you know, since its the day of your wedding...

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