By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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blanccamaro74 6

u just got married so finish blowing him and u can talk and it later

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Skatejock21 0

quite frankly, when you put a swear in that sentence, not that I'm entirely against swearing, but there's a time and a place for that kind of talk, and I honestly now have no sympathy for you, it actually makes me feel like you do deserve it because you actually sound like an angry person and will be a real pain the arse to your husband. Good luck to your husband!

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MissRoxiie 12

thats gross, but mens are mens, can't change them

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Wafflesofheroin 0

So, you're saying you just swore yourself to this man for life, and you can't deal with the prospect of him voiding his bowels? ARE YOU THAT ******* STUPID?!?!

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tngmtntnnjatrtl 1

She's okay with the fact that he *****. She is not okay with the possibility of walking by and accidentally seeing him ******** because he left the door open. That's gross.

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FMLRNFR 0

at least you 2 can still have a conversation while hes takin a shit since the door is open

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laczko86 0

omg thats so funny!!

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KarenAnn 0

its okay my bf told me when were married that if i really love him ill hold his hand while he *****

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MidgetInvasion 14

i think you should keep him. you never know what other entertaining things he can do

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