By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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5up3rTAN 0

you still have the choice to look away when he has a shit so i dont get why is an fml...if it read "he now thinks its ok to shit in my mouth" then we'd be talking fml territory

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twilightdogstar 1

I really don't see the issue. Everybody farts, everybody burps, everybody has to shave and urinate and defecate. I've never been one of those people who can't do it around others or thinks it should be kept like a dirty secret. As long as he's not asking you to wipe his arse or smell it after then get over it. All that's happened is your husband has revealed he is a human. There really are bigger things for you to worry about and be bothered by. If you're genuinely losing sleep over it, just talk to him, instead of whining about it here.

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imcutefml 0

im pretty sure this is a copy of an old fml

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emtae6307 4

thank you. Thats what my wife does. Just shut the door , how hard is that.

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rhysfucker 24

and he will wonder why u no longer find him sexy in a few years. wow. good luck hon!

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BeautyMonster 17

So? He's comfortable with you.

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12251984 0

hahaha as I read this taking a poo with the door open! married too!

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Zombieslayer1 0

Just don't watch... what a great idea:o

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