By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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dasfro 2

I am married and I do it all the time and so does my wife, you dont have to watch! This is not uncommon.

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kcmjlopez 0

come on that's just funny.

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megs1642 5

My boyfriend and I live together and we never close the door when we use the toilet... I guess we're just very comfortable with each other.

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MagicMarker 0

...What exactly did you think was going to be different once you married him? People don't magically change literally overnight just because they're wearing a new ring on their finger. Going into a relationship--or even worse, a marriage--thinking "I can change him/her!" is pretty much the absolute stupidest thing you can do. Thus, YDI.

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niswisk 3

what did u expect? a piece of paper that yall signed changes nothing but ur marital statues.

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Brownstonius 0

Dude, I want a marital statue! I want mine in bronze!

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sematariux 7

and hes exactly right (hey grammar nazis you like my lack of punctuation? yeahhhhh eat itttt)

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skyeyez9 24

My poops smell like lavendar and chamomile, growing in a green springtime meadow.

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Brownstonius 0

you should put your loaves in jars and put wicks in them and sell them as scented candles! You could be rich! lol

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tararaeee 0

my husband was the same way. except he also thought it was okay for him to walk into the bathroom when I was in there!

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SpectSelf 0

that's funny and gross at the same time

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