By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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shift_love 13

well it is ok cause now his shit is your shit and your shit is his shit

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thebestof1984 0

If that's the only thing that's changed in your marriage, consider yourself lucky!

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alldara 0

Things don't change just because you get married. Both parties work at a relationship to change it. Why would a ceremony and peice of paper change anything? You're suposed to get married because you love the person and want to spend the rest of your life with them, not hope that getting married will change your relationship or magically fix it.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Does he also go on river boat gambling trips? Or maybe make his own beef jerky? Because from what I hear, that's what men do...

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Ancates91 0

My husband was doing that before we got married.

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sky22_fml 7

Awww! Now that's love right there! :P

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chrissi3vintage 0

this is marriage, marriage is hard. I'm sure you would mind changing your tampons with door open too.

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Shinygirlnz 1

Why do some ladies think a wedding ring is going to suddenly improve the men they're with?

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redmnky21 8

wait... its not ok to shit with the door open? im a girl and i shit with the door open...

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LilaBear 1

erm... if you were living together before you got married, why would you expect anything to be different now? Don't act like you're married and then whinge that nothing's different when you do actually get married. He would have reached the going-to-the-toilet-with-the-door-open point anyway.

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