Health: Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been...

By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Cirese Summerrose - 21/09/2019 18:00

Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML

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By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/01/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01

Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML

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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

Today my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Piggirl - 13/07/2018 19:00

Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML

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iSwizzle 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

Maybe your husband lied...?

NomNomMuffin 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

looks like one of u bitches cheated

Comments

Rosalie_Haostn 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:43

SOMEBODY is lying.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:47

CHEATER!!

Berlanga66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:48

ah, the present that keeps on giving.

organolithium_fml 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:52

oh man, you've all made my day :)

negzilla 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:54

I've heard you can get herpes from toilet seats but...I think your hubby needs a lie detector. Sorry :-(

britnij 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:54

well it's not such a bad thing to have, I got it from my ex of 2 years, maybe hubby is cheating? I'd look out for warning sign sweetie, don't let him fool you.