Health: Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been...

By bumpyroad - 17/04/2011 14:29 - Australia

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Cirese Summerrose - 21/09/2019 18:00

Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML

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By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/01/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01

Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML

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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00

Today my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Piggirl - 13/07/2018 19:00

Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML

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iSwizzle 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

Maybe your husband lied...?

NomNomMuffin 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 19:08

looks like one of u bitches cheated

Comments

lolocaust96 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:33

one of u could have had a coldsore and went down on the other and had regular sex afterwards

Kathykir 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:33

He cheated plain and simple:| sucks for you

BeautifulDisaste_fml 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:34

Herpes simplex is divided into two types: HSV type 1 and HSV type 2.[1] HSV1 primarily causes mouth, throat, face, eye, and central nervous system infections, while HSV2 primarily causes anogenital infections.[1] However, each may cause infections in all areas.[1] future reference do some research before posting stuff like this because it shows your an idiot and that your doc got his license to practice via eBay. good luck with your life and marriage.

lyrindonna 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:36

hm...you can catch herpes from the stupidest shit, so I don't know. either that or one of you isn't telling the truth. polygraph test, maybe?

toxicmurder109 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:37

he cheated

jhorst59 2

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:38

Really, your doctor couldn't give any other explanation. I find it hard to believe that someone as highly educated as a doctor couldn't figure that one out.

soketgo 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:39

well, Someone mat have started the disease.

heyred 11

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:39

My husband said he was a virgin, to justify being a lousy lay.

goodluckcharm 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 21:41

omg you don't have to have vaginal sex to get herpes you can still get it through oral and be virgins or whatever from previous partners or current partners.