By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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WtffItzzChriis 0

repost. just sayin... saw a story almost 100% similar to this a month or so ago..

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greenturtle2640 0

you also adore cheese or so it says on your profile

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madhukar 3

how about a vibrator instead, that would work way better than roses..or pepper.

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Juliot89 0

Ill give you an ******

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madhukar 3

wow, i got thumbs downed 176 times, is that a new record ? :0 ! :D

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xx5pid3rmanxx 3

call me then. ill fix the gasm problem u have

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seanchai 0

That's just mean, he tried to make a nice gesture and you insult his libido... seeing ur response to his attempt to please u with a gift, he's probably just become selfish in bed lol

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