By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
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rbubbles 20

you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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foreveridiot17 18

i saw a post that was almost the exact same thing -_- only thing changed was that there was flowers

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diversgal 9

Hahahahaha!! I'm sorry, but that is really funny and so sad at the same time!! Maybe you should be talking to your husband more about your orgasms - make it a priority now!

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rprsupercar 0

Next time, ask him to get a bigger bouquet..

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J15237 25

I feel like you and your husband need to have a serious talk about your sex life. I think you need to communicate with him and hopefully give him some pointers to help you reach climax. Honestly to most guys including myself making sure my lover gets off is extremely important.

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