By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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lmaoatall 6

and your step mom screamed at him embrace my foot in your ass. that would be a moment.

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sailorzoe 14

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

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nutsackmuscle 0

he should've had a better one liner.

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LemonStarship 5

Maybe that was directed to your step mom. Or both -__-

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perdix 29

If it was big enough, you could both embrace it. Otherwise, you could take turns -- guests first.

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