Intimacy: Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked... - FML

By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:14

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

copo37 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:16

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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curiousflame 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:18

Buhahaha now that's an awkward situation right there..

SammichandPoopy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:21

isn't your step mother his mom? then it should be fine then.

Texast 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:31

it would be his mother-in-law. not his mother.

looking_4_someth 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:24

random much.....

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:29

thats not awkward...

HarrietPotter239 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:37

He knew she was there. Great mental image though.

l0606299 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:39

oooohh... akwardddd....

Got_any_grapes1 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:41

Why does it matter who was there??? It is still very strange...

madmansoup 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:52

not bugs bunny sorry @ ydi_4_sucking

CommanderNutterB 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:59

dude I got the same thing XD

ghashlycrumbs 8

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:03

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