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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Entitlement

By gotta_respond - 10/01/2015 19:22 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Brunswick

Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML

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Your silent face

By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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Random Ass Memory

By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 4 061

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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Time for an intervention

By Sierra Madre - 20/10/2019 04:00

Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML

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You deserved it 189

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 20 August 2012 18:58

... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.

Psych101 9

Monday 20 August 2012 18:59

Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.

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ravey 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 8:49

Why didn't he just get it himself?

xmaximusx 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 13:06

Bitch

tbone31 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:43

Is he pregnant

marsuveesblack 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:24

Divorce him!

emilycupcakee 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:26

Mello?

ashjo 12

Tuesday 30 September 2014 3:42

not only does he have to grow up but so do you!

Fou_Lou 20

Thursday 12 February 2015 16:13

If you have a shared bank account buy him the damn chocolate. If not he can buy it by himself. So YDI and FML

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 20 June 2015 21:14

He's a grown ass man who can buy it himself.

downlowjigelow02 11

Tuesday 23 June 2015 21:00

wait why does he need permission to get a chocolate bar

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 10 September 2016 8:21

Why can't he have chocolate? He is a grown ass man.

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