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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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By gotta_respond - 10/01/2015 19:22 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

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By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Brunswick

Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML

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By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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Time for an intervention

By Sierra Madre - 20/10/2019 04:00

Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML

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HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 20 August 2012 18:58

... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.

Psych101 9

Monday 20 August 2012 18:59

Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.

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Stoopid_life 2

Tuesday 21 August 2012 11:29

Buy him an apple instead

Nanael_fml 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:10

You're the one treating him although he were a child and you were mommy trying to deny a grown ass man something as stupid as that. I hope it embarrassed the **** out of you like you did him!!

yourmofo 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:43

Wow! Just......wow!

goujee 2

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:45

What a loser! Leave him or have an affair, either way your life most certainly sucks ass

cassieandra8291 8

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:16

Sounds like mine...he doesn't throw tantrums per se, but he pulls the "sad, abused, possibly mentally deficient puppy" look quite often...

loohoozuuhuur 13

Tuesday 21 August 2012 14:09

Buy 2 chocolate bars and join the fun :-)

Scars_fml 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 14:46

Am I the only one who imagine that the husband was waiting in the car or something? If that the case the wife should get him one..

imaghostbusteryo 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 18:03

What he didnt have his own dollar?

terrible_things 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 14:25

Peter Griffin moment

FalconSam1414 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 8:33

Reading this made my day complete. :)

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