By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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summer4me 25

Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point

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trulypar 34

Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL

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stryder9090 28

Tell him you're done being married to him because it eats up all your sex time. Maybe he'll pay attention then.

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stryder9090 28

Sometimes you have to be a bit harsh to get people's attention. She can always calm it back down a little bit once she has his attention.

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goddessafrodite 6

I feel that. Or at least get his permission to get a sex buddy. The heck. Nooooo... If we aren't having sex we are just friends. I can be friends with anyone lol. I certainly don't have to be married to you, and deal with your crap if I'm not at least getting orgasms out of it lol.

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WithEachOther 2

I don't see a problem here. He clearly is just enjoying his game. A good game can grip you like nothing and can be one of the most enjoyable experiences you can have. I guess you'll just have to find something to occupy yourself with instead of just waiting around for the next romp.

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confused_wandere 26

Why? If your marriage is based purely on sex then it wasn't a strong marriage in the first place.

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Myo_fml 20

If I were told that there wouldn't be sex anymore ever, I'd certainly leave. A sexless relationship does not work. sex is a healthy part of a relationship and an important one at that. we're kind of wired to mate with our mate.

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confused_wandere 26

Funny because I know several people who have a sexless marriage and they are more in love with each other than anyone else I know. They always seem so happy together.

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DoomedGemini 37

While sexless relationships CAN work, BOTH people have to be on board. Op obviously wants to have sex.

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Bragi 12

@42: Clearly OP is not okay with this. Moat people really like (need) sex. If she wants to stay, she may need to find a pinch hitter.

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TheNewGuy03 28

42 -- either they are an anomaly (yes, asexual couples DO exist), or they front REALLY hard. And I have seen the latter. People always want to seem happy in public or on social media, holding hands, smiling, posting pictures regularly, etc. No one ever knows what happens behind closed doors.

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Calingaladha 21

I'm sure sex with him was little more than a couple keystrokes anyway.

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_Zobo_ 3

Plot twist: They have sex 7 hours per day.....

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dirty_dan_ 15

I totally get that video games are awesome but sex is like 700 times better. Hide his console

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jaredofmo 22

Well then, if Player 1 is down, go find Player 2.

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vikky538 28

Wa that online gamin is candy crush saga?

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Turtle83 1

I think your husband may be a homosexual.

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confused_wandere 26

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard on my life. Basically, if you aren't obsessed with bonking all day every day that means you're gay? How ridiculous can you get?

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MrAsquared100 14

You win the award for idiotic big leap. how did you get to homosexual from there?

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zefronke8 25

Wow. Even I'm not that much of a full time nerd. (No offence to you or your husband OP)

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nitrog100 21

There are several likely explanations here: 1) he's asexual and never told you 2) he's just not into you anymore but divorce would be too expensive 3) gaming addiction.

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