By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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You deserved it 4 864
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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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PipingMouse 14

Did he call you from the police office to have you pick him up? Wonder how he explained his stupidity.

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AKGirlinSD 20

It was on the 5 o'clock news. (That would even be worse for OP!)

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kishorekumar_a 10

*Tring Tring* OP : Hello... Husband : Hello, babe. Can you pick me up from the police station? I was detained. OP : What happened? Why? Husband : Nothing, really. I was just having my p*nis out and was slightly stroking it. OP : What the ****??? In the public? Were you even alone? Husband : Of course not. There was this woman who had no place to sit. So, I sat her down on my lap while doing this. Err... She also had her pants down.

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gracehi 31

Hmmmm... Perhaps the only time anyone ever was upset that they didn't get arrested.

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DocBastard 38

Tell him he can continue having sex in the park, because that's where he will be living after you kick his cheating ass out.

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vanessa09865 23

*snaps fingers in Z formation*

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HortonThelephant 15

DocBastard, please tell me my imagination has run wild, and that that is a deformed male genitalia in that scan, not a what I presume to be a Coke bottle lodged deep within their (*)....

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kishorekumar_a 10

Horton, I was trying hard to forget about image. Thanks for reminding me on what it could mean. Ughhh... *shakes head hard to clear the thoughts*

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HeartOfLead 24

Please consider re-reading the FML out loud, thank you.

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Nikkitaria 9

Ask him how he loves the thrill of getting caught.

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PipingMouse 14

I hope you take the house, the car, and everything else.

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perdix 29

Sadly, he was released for . . . *lowers sunglasses* insufficient evidence.

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HeartOfLead 24

Your husband did no seem like someone who is... *lowers glasses* ...headstrong!

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BunBunBabe 8

I hope you don't get back together with him and that he is your ex husband now

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perdix 29

The good news is that you must be hot. Cops never give tickets to hot girls, no matter how guilty they are.

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witchdoctor1 9

I believe you read this fml wrong this time friend.

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ileenefudge 29

And I'm guessing he was your one phone call right?

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ileenefudge 29

*You* were his one phone call

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