By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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marxx_man 3

This is such a short and.....NOT FUNNY FML... It just kinda brings me down...

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Who the heck would vote YDI on this? Nobody deserves a cheater but a cheater.. I sure hope you didn't bail him out, I wouldn't have. There's no excuse to cheat, period. Maybe he'll learn that while he's in jail as somebody's prison bitch..

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Objections 5

I hear that some people are raped in public in Pakistan in front of everyone and yet few do anything about it despite being witnesses.

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lowshadows 21

I wonder, do you pay a fine or do time for public sex?

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kat33_fml 7

In certain places you can be labeled a sex offender and go to jail and be on the sex offender registry if you get caught... It really depends on the arresting officer and the laws

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BrandiLush 31

To all these people who are assuming she wasn't there ...she wasn't, otherwise the FML would have read "Today my husband and I were arrested for having sex in public." Clarified now?

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Sinkhole 26

So, were you clarifying that for the people who had already understood the FML? If not, you might want to proofread your comments before posting.

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alexafml 5

He probably wouldn't call her, you can bond yourself out of jail

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