By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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erockinthesuburb 17

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

This is one of the shortest fmls ive ever seen

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mmmPoptarts 6

"Today, I watched Gigli. FML." That's the shortest I've seen.

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perdix 29

#53, the just barely beat, "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML" as being the shortest.

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AlkaliSam 6

"Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML" was the shortest I've seen .... and the saddest.

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kishorekumar_a 10

The shortest are always the best FMLs.

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hiandrews69 29

If you weren't involved on this one, why not? Why was you husband going elsewhere for sex? Is he not getting it at home? Where are my brain cells?

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DocBastard 38

What do you mean, Shrike? Don't you know that the only reason men cheat is because the wife isn't spreading her legs whenever he wants? Duh. You got a lot to learn.

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spaboolly 26

Even if he wasn't, that doesn't even begin to excuse his behavior. Do some people really not believe in personal accountability? No, the husband's not a jerk who gets a thrill out of sleeping around. The wife is just a prude who won't give the poor innocent guy sex whenever he wants it. Jeez. Edit: Get out of my head, Doc....

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Enslaved 36

No need to be rude to #35 Since you commenting-- aren't cheaters (thank goodness) you might not understand. In my line of work, I've dealt with a lot of caught cheaters that end up crying on my shoulders when their marriage ends. The main excuse for both men and women? "Not getting the attention at home". I'm not justifying their behaviour. I guess them blaming the other is easier than looking in the mirror.

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a_frogg 9

That sucks OP. :/ what a disgusting jerk.

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hoshimi2012 8

50 I get it. You listed things that are necessary to live and the one that does not belong would be sex.

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fadbad2 4

obviously you are not giving him what be needed if he was having sex in a park so it is pretty much your fault he is in jail

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DocBastard 38

Right. Obviously it isn't because he's a cheating asshole. It's clearly the wife's fault. You sure hit the nail right on the head. Moron.

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RissaLea 8

#41.That's a pathetic excuse to go out and cheat. Don't know where your right mind is but you need to go find it, because heaven forbid if that's how you think all the time. I guess you don't know any meanings of marriage and commitment do you?

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spaboolly 26

Oxygen, water, food, shelter, sex. One of these things does not belong on this list. If you want to pretend that it does, then at least refrain from condemning people who don't.

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Kalipczo 21

Not with you I'm presuming... If he's on bail, just don't pay the fine. Let him stay in there. That will fix his wagon.

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perdix 29

#42, he might get even more sex in jail! If she really wanted a sure-fire way to punish him, she'd bring him home.

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moonsalt 20

Having sex in public? I think that's just creepy. I'm sorry you had to find out that way, OP. :c

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