Sex and Love: Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML - FML

By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

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Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Fooled Wife - 14/09/2018 14:30

Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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You deserved it 87

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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Top comments

erockinthesuburb 17

Monday 11 March 2013 3:05

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 11 March 2013 3:06

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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brandi_callie 5

Monday 11 March 2013 12:40

Was it with you?

funinfrance 4

Monday 11 March 2013 13:59

He probably caught on fire, was quickly put out by a fire extinguisher. The fire caused his body to vasodilate his blood vessels and in his disorientation fell into someones lady parts.

whY402Jay 12

Monday 11 March 2013 15:11

What an asshole. Leave him.

kishorekumar_a 10

Monday 11 March 2013 15:17

The best FML's are always single-lined.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 11 March 2013 15:34

Hopefully if he goes to prison his cellmates will have sex with HIM in public.

Hamz1989 13

Monday 11 March 2013 16:23

Leave his ass. I hope he becomes a registered sex offender.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 11 March 2013 16:55

So sorry OP. Says a lot about him that not only is he a cheater, but is too cheap to get a motel room for his sneaking around. Chances are the other woman is married too or they would've gone to her place. Spend the bail money on a divorce lawyer and try to move on.

marxistbkly 3

Monday 11 March 2013 17:00

There is No ambiguity at all; OP runs reall fast.

sofiery 9

Monday 11 March 2013 17:08

OP, I feel really sorry for you but I have to say, your username is the first one on FML to make me crack up laughing out loud!

wackynspunky 6

Monday 11 March 2013 19:27

What a great guy...

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