Sex and Love: Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

Caught

By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 5 280

Smooth criminal

By nickim756 - 13/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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You deserved it 6 239

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 930

Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 442

You deserved it 3 603

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 909

By Fooled Wife - 14/09/2018 14:30

Today, my husband was arrested on 2 felony charges in a sting. We've been married 5.5 years, had almost enough money for a down payment on a house, were trying to get pregnant, and had a non-refundable trip to London planned. We are now broke and on the verge of divorce. FML

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You deserved it 285

By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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You deserved it 2 018

Gotcha

By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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You deserved it 87

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 349

erockinthesuburb 17

Monday 11 March 2013 3:05

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 11 March 2013 3:06

Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

Comments

kzai 16

Monday 11 March 2013 5:44

I'm guessing it wasn't with you...?

Yessi_Boo 14

Monday 11 March 2013 6:11

Your name >>>>

fresh247 10

Monday 11 March 2013 7:25

at least u where using ur head

ragini95 16

Monday 11 March 2013 7:53

OP, your username just says it all.

littlemonster94 15

Monday 11 March 2013 7:58

I want to know how his one phone call went.. "Honey... Have I told you I love you? Okay, don't freak out but..."

sh17happ3ns 5

Monday 11 March 2013 8:10

He's a keeper!

SammiixSue 13

Monday 11 March 2013 8:42

And I take it the sex didn't involve you...

JaneChemi_fml 21

Monday 11 March 2013 8:49

i guess the guy in the previous FML decided it was time to see more than nipple after 2 years

sofiery 9

Monday 11 March 2013 17:10

such a good comment!

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 11 March 2013 8:55

Damn, you find out that you're husband got arrested and the bad part is... He was cheating on you.

amifaiyaz 12

Monday 11 March 2013 9:33

I usually don't call divorce, but in this case I'll make an exception, having sex in public's just an insult to your intelligence.

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